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Squirrels are tiny, chaotic, fast, ridiculously cute, and somehow always acting like they have three important appointments to attend. That makes them an unexpectedly brilliant … Read more

If your flirting style has the subtlety of a gorilla walking into a room and immediately becoming the main character, welcome to the right jungle. … Read more

Graduation is supposed to be about caps, gowns, proud families, questionable amounts of cake, and finally escaping the group project that somehow had one person … Read more

If your idea of flirting involves more than a raised eyebrow and a suspiciously confident hey, scientist pick up lines might be your natural habitat. … Read more

Halloween has a funny way of making flirting easier. Everyone is dressed as somebody else, the lights are low, the pumpkin decorations are doing most … Read more

Christmas has plenty of traditions: questionable sweaters, aggressively cheerful playlists, and eating enough leftovers to make January feel personally offended. But there is another holiday … Read more

If your flirting game has been feeling a little more “sad fries at the bottom of the bag” than “fresh off the grill,” it might … Read more

Tequila has a reputation for making ordinary evenings a little louder, a little warmer, and occasionally much more confident than planned. So naturally, it makes … Read more

If flirting had a flavor, lemon would be a strong contender: bright, sharp, refreshing, and occasionally capable of making you question your life choices. Lemon … Read more

If you’ve ever looked at an owl and thought, that bird has absolutely no business being that mysterious, you’re already halfway to understanding the appeal … Read more